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✖ ✖  Kingsman Vampire!AU  ✖ ✖

Eggsy Unwin has lost his whole family at the age of five for reasons unknown. He’s grown up in an orphanage until the age of twenty one, the moment in wich every boy has to find his own path in life.

So Eggsy is wandering around the London’s streets when a group of hooded men sorrounds him. He tries to fight them, even though he is clearly outnumbered, but at one point he loses conciousness.

He wakes up in a place he doesn’t recognize, next to him a man in a bespoke suit he doesn’t recognize either. He presents himself as Harry Hart, a tailor, and offers him a job as his bodyguard. Eggsy
doesn’t understand at first why on earth would a fucking tailor need a bodyguard but he accepts it. It’s a job after all. Soon he discover that the Kingsman supersecret society works under the cover of a posh tailor shop
and Harry is some kind of “king” among them. He doesn’t know what they are supposed to do but he never asks questions. He’s paid to protect Harry so that’s exactly what he does even when oddly nobody seems to want to attack him. Over the months he developpes strong feelings for Harry but he thinks that those feelings are unrequited so he prefers to keep them hidden.

One day while Harry is on a important meeting (it’s what Eggsy has been told but honestly he wouldn’t risk his neck for it) at Kingsman headquarters (a fucking victorian palace, nothing less) Eggsy discovers the ancient library. It’s full of books of all kind but the only one that draws his attention is the one titled “Genealogy of Vampire Hunters”. And he can’t believe what is written. As it seems, the Unwins have been the most important family of vampire hunters for years and he, Eggsy Unwin, is the last heir.

Later, clearly confused, he asks Harry about it, but Harry refuses to answer. In fact he looks quite defeated and Eggsy doesn’t understand why. But he wants answers about his past, his family, his own fucking life, even if it seems to hurt Harry he needs to know who he is. So he starts a journey around Europe until finally he arrives to Germany where he finds the main headquarters of the vampire hunters. They explain Eggsy his history. His family’s history. And his mission too. They’ve been waiting for him all this time. The heir of the Unwins has to lead them to war against the most dangerous vampire society in the world.

He has to kill their infamous leader. 

The most sanguinary. 

The most brutal.

The devil himself. 

He has to kill Harry Hart.

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